In Which Pitt Bull Jen, Midi and AniÅŸoara Become Friendsters
One day, Pitt Bull Jen formally asked me for my hamster’s hand in Friendsterhood. “I’ve heard so much about your hamster, I feel like I know her already,” said Jen. So I divulged AniÅŸoara’s email...
View ArticleAniÅŸoara’s Health Condition
AniÅŸoara bled again last night. This time the hemorrhaging was very severe. It could be one of many possibilities. She might have diarrhea or she might be constipated, like last time. Maybe she fell....
View ArticleHamster Hemorrhaging
AniÅŸoara’s modesty (and teeth) prevented a thorough examination of further signs of hemorrhaging. Yet it seems like the problem is less severe than on Sunday night.
View ArticleThis Is A Job for Mnemonics
When writing about AniÅŸoara’s health conditions, I realized that I cannot spell hemorraghing. There, even now I messed it up. Few words get the better of me. But hemorrhaging is a nasty cutthroat...
View ArticleNightmare
In the latest dream, AniÅŸoara got all wet. A huge patch of her fur fell off. She lay dying. When I woke up, I went to her cage. She was wide awake. Her seed-encrusted banana dinner lay nearby. Her...
View ArticleAdventures with a Perilous Hamster
I just looked and I got a comment from the wonderful Mental Office Girl Who Cooks. She suggested I re-fashion the story of Zeus and the Titans to star hamsters. Beth also liked my idea of sea-faring...
View ArticleAniÅŸoara on Friendster
One of AniÅŸoara’s friends on Friendster, the Siberian Sticky Hamster, passed away. Despite the loss of Sticky, AniÅŸoara’s hamster coalition still outnumbers my set of friends.
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Alas
Anisoara is on her deathbed. Yesterday she began hemorrhaging far more blood than I thought was possible for a little hamster to hemorrhage. Poor little cute ball of fluff! She perked up a bit in the...
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Ivan’s Hamsterification Halted
This is my stepcat: While Matt is away, Ivan stays with me. In the past, Ivan’s stay has produced some weird behaviour. It must have been the hamsters. Hamsters, in their domesticated environment, use...
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